🪐 Saturn Said Get Real - Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride Meets the Cosmic Checklist

You didn’t imagine it — the energy’s been chaotic, turbo-charged, and oddly personal. That’s because Saturn has entered Aries, and with it…Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride just got an astrological upgrade.

Add Pluto retrograde, Uranus going full trickster, and Mercury about to blow the whistle —and suddenly the Backpacker’s Guide to the Universe is getting a run for its money.

We’re not in Kansas. We’re not even on the same mountain anymore. Welcome to the cosmic obstacle course where your breath is your compass, and your nervous system is negotiating its terms of surrender.

🗂️ In This Newsletter

Here’s your guide to what’s unfolding and how to meet it — with clarity, breath, and humor:

🔥 Saturn in Aries What it means, why it’s intense, and how to work with it

🦆✨ Handle Your Business Practical steps to prepare before retrogrades and eclipse season hit→ Passports, legal docs, finances, medical, passwords

🌌 What the Sky Is Whispering Key emotional + planetary themes from late May through June→ Full Moon, Solstice, Jupiter-Neptune, Mercury clarity windows

🌿 Soul Nourishment Adrenal fatigue caution, breath practices, kriya tips, and one cooling summer recipe→ + Meditation for not freaking out

💻 Current + Upcoming Programs Summer offerings and 2026 training schedule→ Courses, Sadhanas, Immersions, Meditation Journeys & Teacher Trainings

💛 Final Notes - You’re not behind — you’re becoming. Trust your pace. Trust your breath.

🔥 Saturn’s in Aries: Let the Wild Rebirth Begin

Saturn has officially entered Aries — and it’s not bringing cookies.

This is action energy. Confront-your-fears energy. Think: midlife crisis meets spiritual boot camp.

Meanwhile, Pluto is retrograde, Neptune’s still in Aries, and Uranus just went Cazimi, shocking your system awake. Mercury Cazimi on May 29 gives us one last shot of clarity before we launch into...

☀️ JUNE: A planetary mosh pit ☄️ JULY: Pluto, Saturn, Neptune, and Mercury retrograde 🔥 AUGUST: Mars vs. Saturn + Neptune 🌑 SEPTEMBER: Eclipses and endings

This next chapter is not linear — it’s evolutionary.

🦆✨ Handle Your Business

We’re in a brief window of lucidity. It's time to get your ducks in a row before they start flying backward through time (a.k.a. retrogrades).

This is not panic. It’s preparation.

🔐 Now’s the time to:

• ✅ Renew passports, licenses, and IDs (yes, even if it expires in 2027)

• ✅ Review legal docs — wills, healthcare proxies, powers of attorney

• ✅ Audit your finances — where’s your money sleeping?

• ✅ Book that dentist/doctor/specialist you’ve been avoiding

• ✅ Refresh passwords, backups, emergency contacts

You can’t outrun what’s coming, but you can walk into it like the majestic quantum adult you are.

🌌 What the Sky Is Whispering

These next weeks are rich with inner messages. But the volume isn’t turned up — it’s turned inward.

✨ Emotional Undercurrents - Late May through June

-  Notice your energy exchanges. Are they mutual? Are they draining?

What mask are you done wearing? What truth is ready to emerge?

A solar pause. A breath in. A chance to redirect without drama.   Simplicity is sacred. Realign with what actually matters.

🔭 Planetary Highlights

• May 29 – Mercury Cazimi: Mental clarity window. Speak truth. Make key decisions.

• June 15 – Mars & Jupiter Squares: Tension peaks. Don’t force it. Listen first.

• June 18 – Jupiter square Neptune: Delusion check. Ground your dreams in integrity.

• June 21 – Solstice: Turning point. Reclaim your fire.

• June 24 – Jupiter Cazimi: Let heart expansion guide your direction.

• 🧭 NEW: Transits of Your Life Begins June A monthly online live experience where we track the planetary + Human Design themes of real-time transformation.

  
  

💻 CURRENT + UPCOMING PROGRAMS with SatHari Kaur, Livdhyan Kaur, Baldev Singh, Guru Surya Kaur, Prabhu Singh, Sat Purkh Kaur, Sita Daspriti Kaur

🧘‍♀️ Lifestyles & Lifecycles May 30 – June 1 (Online)Explore the phases of life and how to live them fully, consciously, and in rhythm.

🧘‍♀️ Rebirthing Immersion June 20 – 22(Online)Breathe through blocks. Reset the subconscious. Align with midsummer power.

🧘‍♀️ Online Sadhanas June 21, 22, 23 • July 5, 12, 26 Start your day in conscious practice. Simple, potent, recalibrating.

🧭 Find My Compass: 90-Day Online Course Begins June 28 Track your inner world to navigate the outer one. No more drifting.

🧘‍♀️ 21 Stages of Meditation – Journey 1 July 11 – 13 (Online) (ask about Level 3 special rate) A journey into deeper awareness and the layers of the meditative mind.

🧘‍♂️ Mind & Meditation Begins August 29 (Online)Master the mind, don’t be mastered by it.

🌸 Vitality & Stress Begins October 17 (Online)Understand your unique stress signature and how to thrive through intensity.

📚 Level One Teacher Training (Hybrid in person and online Florida & South Carolina)• Start Home Study Now• In-Person Options: • New Cohort Begins October 20

💞 Authentic Relationships Begins December 12 (Online & South Carolina)Build depth and intimacy from presence — not performance.

❤️ Conscious Communication Begins January 16, 2026 (Online & Florida) Speak truth. Listen deeply. Elevate your presence.

🧭 NEW: Transits of Your Life Begins June A monthly online live experience where we track the planetary + Human Design themes of real-time transformation.

🧘‍♀️ Private Sessions Available -

 Yoga - Human Design • Vedic Astrology • Astrocartography

 → Find your true pace for summer. Align with your design. Book now.

Your body cannot go as fast as the world is spinning. And you shouldn't have to.

⚠️ Adrenal burnout is high right now. If you’ve been running on caffeine, cortisol, and momentum — your body may be slowing you down on purpose. Let it.

• Honor the breath.

• Tune into your real pace.

• If slowness shows up — trust it. You may not know what your true pace feels like anymore.

🧘‍♀️ Seriously slow your pace - Do Not burn yourself to a crisp by burning out your adrenals - Try This:

Balancing the Adrenals and Kidneys

Meditation to Prevent Freaking OUT!

Something simple - Try this meditation: Sit quietly and breathe in for 5, out for 7. Let the exhale extend the calm. Add the mantra “I have time. I am safe.”

🍽️ Nourishing Summer Recipe:

Cooling Coconut Cardamom Chia Pudding

• 1 can full-fat coconut milk

• 2 tbsp chia seeds

• ½ tsp ground cardamom

• 1 tsp maple syrup or honey (optional)

• Pinch of sea salt

• Fresh mint + berries to top

Mix all ingredients in a glass jar. Chill overnight. Eat in the morning like you're on vacation in your own kitchen.

Let this season of fire be matched with something soft. You don’t need more hustle. You need more minerals, breath, and grace.

🧘‍♀️ Private Sessions Available -

Yoga - Human Design • Vedic Astrology • Astrocartography

→ Find your true pace for summer. Align with your design. Book now.

💛 Final Notes from the Eye of the Storm

This is not a time to fake it. It’s a time to feel it. To walk your emotions. To say goodbye where needed. To slow your breath and move at the pace of your own truth.

You don’t need a master plan. You need alignment, intuition, and sacred structure.

If you need support, guidance, or community this summer:🌀 Book a private session🧘‍♀️ Join a course or sadhana🌕 Come chant, breathe, and be with us

The chaos isn’t slowing down.

You’re not lost. You’re evolving.

With clarity, courage, and a cosmic laugh,💛